The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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