just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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