in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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