just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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