Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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