I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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