Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
nutella sex= disaster
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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