Kiss
Puke
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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