We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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