I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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