just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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