So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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