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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me

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  restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?

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  pat the guy you slept with

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  still need a last name

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• (210): View more from Texas

  This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".

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• (949): View more from California

  i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...

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• (760): View more from California

  i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.

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  21 People That Are Skilled At Illegal Activities

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• (936): View more from Texas

  Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?

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