At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??