D3 body, D1 cock
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
if only i could text you this smell
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.