I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?