By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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