I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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