why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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