ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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