I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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