I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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