I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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