Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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