so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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