She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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