I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
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there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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