Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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