How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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