You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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