You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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