used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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