oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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