And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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