Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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