You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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