I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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