i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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