We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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