She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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