On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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