You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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