"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I think people are normalizing furries
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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