And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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