i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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