Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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