just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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