no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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