i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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