Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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