ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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