Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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