We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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