Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i dont even know how to be here
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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