She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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