are you still at the devil's house?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
apparently the secret to your success is patron
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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