Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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