So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
a search helicopter?!
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
