I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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