i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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