Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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